Jokes - Q and Aend
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed. Q: Why are Santa's balls so big? A: Because he only comes once a year. Q: Why do the keypads at drive-up ATMs have Braille keys? A: ? Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it start! Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure? A: The bucket. Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb. Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb. Q: What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't??? A: A bellybutton. Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A: About 45 pounds. Q: How does a blond turn on the light after sex? A: She opens the car door. Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators? A: Because they chip their teeth. Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can smell it but they can't have it! Q: Why did the blonde fail her driver's license test 3 times? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped into the back seat. Q: What do you call three lesbians in a canoe? A: Fur Traders Q: What's the difference between a farmer with epilepsy and a blonde with diarrhea? A: One shucks between fits, the other fucks between shits. Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A doberman pinscher Q: Have you heard about the new douche called SSY? A: It takes the PU out of pussy Q: What did the blonde say when her boyfriend blew in her ear? A: Thanks for the refill, honey. Q: What do you get when you cross an achy breaky heart with a yeast infection? A: An itchy twitchy twat. Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde with a postal worker? A: A fluezy with an Uzi. Q. How do you make male archaeologist blush? A. Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it is from. Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Twenty! (Well actually one, the other nineteen just stand around saying, "Yeah, I can do that") Q. Why does a dog lick his cock. A. Cause he knows he's gonna lick your face next. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized, go away! Q: Why are there flotation devices under the seats of cross country planes instead of parachutes? A: ? Q: Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? A: Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time. Q: What did one tampon say to the other tampon? A: Nothing!!! They were both stuck-up cunts... Q: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? A: A battery has a positive side. ---------------- back to top ------------------- |